I'm going to make this Bio as laid back as possible, so here we go. Some of you normal, "non" yeti folk might have seen me around the esteemed halls of good ol' Spaulding High School. I made my mark in the difficult yet rewarding sports of Golf and Tennis, achieving number 1 and captain status in both. Now I know this is hard to believe but you can check the record books on this one, but I was the president of the National Honor society...sort of. Of course, who could forget when I pondered the famous question "Sex with Shaq for a million dollars: yeah or neigh." Many fascinating lunch periods were spent, and still are spent disscusing this question...probably not. You may also recognize me from such award winning French films as Brad and Jackson in which I played Dr. XYZ. Ah how I long for the times back at Table Yeti: the top 100 songs of all time,brilliant; 3 fn lunches, marvelous; Picnic Day, pure genious; and, of course, strolling the Cafeteria in our sweatpants. These are all definitely not things anybody in Spaulding will soon forget. We certainly made our marks. Wow! I'm just now realizing how great we actually were. I am currently attending Randolph Macon College, living it up southern style. Playing #6 on one of the best golf teams in the conference; getting my party on and other various ill shit, you know got to keep it real homeboy. VOTE FOR ME! Just kidding. It really doesn't mater. Hope you enjoyed.
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