This is where we will be posting all of the frequently asked questions (F.A.Qs) about the Yeti. If you have any questions you would like answered by our resident yeti specialist, email us.
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Q: Do Yeti's exist?
A: Yes. That is why we have the Yeti Forum.
Q: Are they dangerous?
A: Of course they are! They're huge! Anything that is that large and stupid must be dangerous. If I was you, I would definitly stay away from the Yeti.
Q: I heard Yeti's have been known to rape women and children, is this true?
A: Absolutely.
Q: I heard they rape men as well. Can you confirm this?
A: Where did you hear that? Are you gay?
Q: Where exactly did the Yeti evolve from? Did it evolve from animals like the bigfoot?
A: Unlike the big foot, the Yeti did not evolve from an animal species, they evolved from the caveman.
Q: About what's the average life span of a yeti?
A: Their average life span is between 120 and 130 years.
Q: What does the slow and yet elusive Yeti's fart sound like? -Seth Walker
A: I may be a Yeti specialist, but there are just some things that you don't talk about in public.
Q: I was just wondering what is the dictionary definition for "Yeti."-Namledub the First
A: Hmmm...the definition of Yeti, eh? "Yeti (yet'e, yat'e) n. [Tibet] [often Y-] ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN." After looking this up I consulted another yeti expert(Gregg) who looked up abominable snowman... "Abominable Snowman [? mistransl. of Tibet metch liengnii] a large, hairy, manlike animal reputed to live in the Himalayas: also called yeti."
Q: Please describe the day in the life of a yeti.-Gregg
A: A day in the life of a yeti is much like any of a huge fat hairy thing, this includes people. They eat, sleep and fantasize about sex. Except unlike fat kids, they get plenty of it.
Q:Who gives a sh*t about Yetis?-Anonymously not Joel
A: Plenty of people give a sh*t about yetis. Some people are just too narrow minded to realize their importance in today's society. I tell you what, we wouldn't have this problem with the election if yetis ran the country. That's for damn sure.